Not a movie, not a feature, not worth your time.
For you nine year olds out there, here lies 2 hours of trashy "fight girl" promo shots that have been stitched into ... what? A movie? What's clear from this mess is the narrowly-focused entrepreneur Kelcey Coe (whose name appears about 20 times during the 40-minute credit roll) has taken his collection of cheaply captured Emo role-play fantasy footage and regurgitated it into as many mediums as possible to make a buck. Magazines, websites, videos, apparel, and yes, this thing.
If watching a long series of amateur teen girls mug at the camera while holding chains and dripping fake blood sounds like something you'd like to see, drink your fill. Just know it's hard not to make that sound titillating ... it's not. There's no acting, no story, no direction, no premise, and no purpose. It's an unhealthy look into Coe's personal fantasy world, which also hosts his alternate persona Russell Brown, the world's deadliest assassin.
Girl Blood Sport
2019
Action / Adventure / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Sport / Thriller / War
Girl Blood Sport
2019
Action / Adventure / Fantasy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Sport / Thriller / War
Plot summary
Based on the popular-selling short film, #GirlFight: Envious of the attention given to Internet models, a reclusive yet wicked and vengefully brutal femme fatal troll Rachel, through posting an ad on social media, lures six of Ohio's bad-ass and cutest female fighters and aspiring hungry attention-starved models into the backwoods of Columbus, Ohio, pitted against each other to battle to the death in a brutal underground death fight massacre kill-a-thon within the confines of a barbaric, foreboding steel cage surrounded by razor-sharp barb-wire, featuring more blood-soaked and gut-splattering gladiatorial fights to the death - all with the promise of landing the ruthless and merciless survivor a multi-million-dollar contract with an international modeling agency. It's a brutal bloodbath slaughter where many girls will enter the diabolical and sinister structure of demented pain and punishment waiting to tear away at their flesh but ultimately only one gets out alive from all the inexplicable shock-value-added morbid midnight madness nightmare and extreme mayhem horror parody underground mashup spectacular filled with scantily-clad, glossed sweat-drenched melodramatic cage girls in horror and anime costumes, all hosted by her maniacal and delusional, morbidly-obese husband, the world's deadliest assassin, eerily creepy yet sinister misogynist Russell Brown - who soon becomes the next target of her psychotically crazed thirsty obsessions with blood-lust again through social media while offering another one million dollar prize to any girl willing to join these elite all-female assassin games so she can become the world's deadliest assassin - until one of these mysterious vixens, literally with an ax to grind, changes the game and the rules, offering her own wicked cringe-worthy challenge where only the strong survive throughout this girl blood sport. It's a Nightmare You'll Never Forget in the latest contender to enter the shot-on-video arena in this modern take on the extreme, grind-house stylized ultra-violent, exploitation and experimental underground art-house film through this thick web of terror - all inspired by true events and influenced by anime, Italian horror, euro-trash, grind-house sleaze, British comedy and violent Japanese film culture.
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Not a movie, not a feature, not worth your time.
Not a movie, not a feature, not worth your time
For you nine year olds out there, here lies 2 hours of trashy "fight girl" promo shots that have been stitched into ... what? A movie? What's clear from this mess is the narrowly-focused entrepreneur Kelcey Coe (whose name appears about 20 times during the 40-minute credit roll) has taken his collection of cheaply captured Emo role-play fantasy footage and regurgitated it into as many mediums as possible to make a buck. Magazines, websites, videos, apparel, and yes, this thing.
If watching a long series of amateur teen girls mug at the camera while holding chains and dripping blood sounds like something you'd like to see, drink your fill. Just know it's hard not to make that sound titillating ... it's not. There's no acting, no story, no direction, no premise, and no purpose. This mess should have never have seen the light of day.
Bouncer at stripclub gets new camcorder...
...and records wacked out nasty strippers commentating how "bad" they are before the main event.
ytho?
Add a couple of nerds and you'll get wannabe found-footage garbage and wacked out cheap gore strippers for 90 mins, then another 40 mins of a 3/4 window of credits etc, and the other side... still wacked out chicks talking smack.
This movie(?) is seriously a joke to filmmaking and an embarrassment to the true filmmaker's names referenced in the world-record-length of rolling credits. Just watch any of the 5+ ridiculous trailers and you'll see what you're in for, for over 2 hours.
Again, ytho?
If I could give a zero to any film, this would be the one, but sadly the lowest I can go is my generous 1/10